McDonald's Food Fight

McDonald’s Food Fight

They called it ‘Mad Friday’

when they arrived at four a.m.

drunk from the nightclubs.

Spoiling for a fight but

not like that.

They took their food in hand

and fought with each other

for an hour.

Then to finish things off

a sliding competition using

black trays to skid upon the floor.

Then, as quickly as they had arrived,

they bundled into waiting cabs and were gone;

leaving a two hour cleaning job

for the shocked staff.